Valérie Decobert-Koretzky
Nude

French actress Valerie Decobert-Koretzky came from humble beginnings. Her father worked in various labor jobs and her mother was a school teacher. She quickly put the blue collar work ethic instilled by her family to use when she pursued acting, and landed her first role in the theater at the ripe old age of 17. After several years performing in various plays, she made the jump to TV and became a well-known star thanks to her portrayal of Frederique Castelli in the popular TV series Camera Café. But Mr. Skin stood fully erect and took notice of Valerie’s work when she broke out the boobs in front of the camera, for the first time as Jeannette on Dead Beautiful. Also called “Les Dames”, it’s a French show about the most heinous Parisian crimes committed against women. We wish we saw her O face, but we only see her oh, okay face as Valerie looks bored as her man thrusts and thrusts, though we do get to see her boobs once he’s done. Then we see her sneak out of bed topless, get tied up naked, and get strapped to a bed. We couldn’t get enough of Valerie, but we got so much more when she took a role in the bonkers French sitcom Nude. It’s the story of a cop who wakes up from a coma in a world where France has made nudity mandatory for everyone, everywhere. There’s a lot of bad nudity from old dudes, but there’s some good stuff from Valerie especially when she takes her nursing scrubs off after work. Eventually those scrubs become nylon, after presumably another rule is changed. Like The Office or Shameless, we need to adapt that foreign show for US audiences ASAP for us to fap to whoever Uncle Sam thinks can try to replace Valerie Decobert-Koretzky.